Quotes From the Road
“A&W is so good. It’s stinken’ bombay.” -Seth
“You’re 18; you can make your own chilidog” -Seth
“Have you met my friend Stephan?” -Travis
“Stinkin” -Everyone
“Why is your wife at a bachelorette party, Didn’t you guys already get married?” - Stephan
“Your vocal cords are like machine guns” -Dalton
“Noon’s not ’til 2:00″ -Seth
“The GPS was the only non-us that was talking” -Dalton
“The orange tip on your gun invalidates your request” -Tony
“I hate IHOP. I love denny’s; drink a pack of cigarettes, smoke a pot of coffee” -Seth
“I don’t do roller coasters; I had a bad experience on Space Mountain” -Tony
“We’re the only ones looking at this website, aren’t we… Cd please look at our website” -Seth
“It’s, like, melt your face off pizza” -Seth
“I am that that Asian” -CD
“When possible, make a legal u-turn” -the gps
“Seth, if you ever kill yourself doing that, we’re going to kill you” -Tony
“That’s spiffy, and it also seems wrong on many levels” -Tony
“This is adventure time?” -Dalton
“I wish that my biggest obstacle was space junk.” -Matt